Category: Silly Poem

Love as a Sneeze

Love as a Sneeze

My love, I sneeze you With nostrils flared Quivering in my own perceptions My love, I sneeze you Far and wide Professing the depths of my congestion I lace my foods With spices to entice Your fancy to entertain I think of ways To extend thee, sneeze Your presence to maintain I turn my head …

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IN SANE

IN SANE

There are those of you Who would that I Stay out of sane Who would I give up My own inner wealth Just to follow code. There are those of you Who would that I Follow prescribed paths. Who would that I be Much more compliant More easily controlled. I thank you all kindly, And …

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MY DOG

MY DOG

My dog loved me From the moment we first met My dog still loves me No matter how old we get My dog loves me She sits on my lap My dog loves me Even if I’m getting fat My dog loves me She doesn’t care how I dress. My dog loves me There’s no …

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LUCK

LUCK

The lucky ones get old Or so I’ve been told Skin paper thin Triple double chin! Traipsing all around In drapes like a gown Shuffling in slippers Everyone hears my whispers! Thoughts left half finished Why am I holding spinach? Eating 10 cent cat food Ketchup makes it taste good My show of the week …

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THE LOST POEM

THE LOST POEM

She said that I just need to wait .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    . This need for writing to sate .    .    .    .    .    .    .    . So I’ll hold it in my pate .    .    .    .    .    .    . And I’ll slow my gate .   .   .   .   .   . …

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RAT RACE

RAT RACE

Got a job that was too far Went in debt to buy a car! Here-We-Go-Round the Rat Race! Here-We-Go-Round the Rat Race! Hours of work s’posed to be fourty Then came more, ohhhhhhh Lordy! Here-We-Go-Round the Rat Race! Here-We-Go-Round the Rat Race! Drive to work, ‘neath waning stars Heading for home, look, there’s Mars! Here-We-Go-Round the Rat Race! Here-We-Go-Round the Rat Race! Had health insurance, but the …

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